H.F.F.A. Hot From Far Away, but up close, she’s nasty.
I have this problem where, when I meet someone I really like, I just want to get to the highest level of intimacy with them—or at least kissing. I think about it right away. I have a boyfriend with whom things have been going well for years, and I am happy with him sexually. We’ve remained very well in tune with each other—not without some blips here and there, but on a level of not-everything’s-perfect-all-the-time that one would expect from being together for years. Satisfied with the relationship and the sex. And yet I have to actively decide not to act on these urges all the time. Is it just me (and, well, other horn dogs) or is that a normal challenge to deal with when you’re in a relationship for a long time? I guess being in a relationship just doesn’t necessarily have any bearing on how you feel about others (and I don’t believe it should—no one controls your own feelings), but how do I deal with these feelings? These are friends/acquaintances of mine who are in my life. I don’t want them not to be in my life, and I don’t want to hurt anyone, either.
— Neil Gaiman (via hellanne)
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
Even if I didn’t want to reblog, I just HAD to. Robin Williams made me reblog it!
Look if Robin Williams told me to jump off a cliff I’d probably do it.You don’t ever question Robin Williams
For you, Mr. Williams.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Yeah, it’s only one of the most magical things that can happen
It makes me physically uncomfortable to talk about my accomplishments and dreams °~°
nekemabalatonariviera said: Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
ABOVE: Exhibit A.
#4. Depression Just Means Being Sad
Some people end up with an anger trigger that the Hulk would consider extreme. That’s because one way to feel better about yourself is to make other people feel like shit, so a nice bout of telling your neighbor’s kid that his finger paintings look like they were done by a quadriplegic chimpanzee can be just the thing to pick you up. Sure, you’re still depressed, but at least you’re not a stupid idiot that can’t even paint a simple kitty cat. This is especially problematic, because friends and family will be less enthusiastic about reaching out to someone who might bite their hand off.
Cracked, I love you. I am madly, head-over-heels in love with you.
Run away with us
Important. Also Cracked has the best responses to repost comments, ever.