— Neil Gaiman (via hellanne)
— Neil Gaiman (via hellanne)
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
Even if I didn’t want to reblog, I just HAD to. Robin Williams made me reblog it!
Look if Robin Williams told me to jump off a cliff I’d probably do it.You don’t ever question Robin Williams
For you, Mr. Williams.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Yeah, it’s only one of the most magical things that can happen
It makes me physically uncomfortable to talk about my accomplishments and dreams °~°
nekemabalatonariviera asked: Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
ABOVE: Exhibit A.
#4. Depression Just Means Being Sad
Some people end up with an anger trigger that the Hulk would consider extreme. That’s because one way to feel better about yourself is to make other people feel like shit, so a nice bout of telling your neighbor’s kid that his finger paintings look like they were done by a quadriplegic chimpanzee can be just the thing to pick you up. Sure, you’re still depressed, but at least you’re not a stupid idiot that can’t even paint a simple kitty cat. This is especially problematic, because friends and family will be less enthusiastic about reaching out to someone who might bite their hand off.
Cracked, I love you. I am madly, head-over-heels in love with you.
Run away with us
Important. Also Cracked has the best responses to repost comments, ever.
Today I got my very first dildo in the mail.
HAPPY V-DAY TO ME
In December 2012, I read Joanna Russ’ How to Suppress Women’s Writing. In the book, Russ identifies the arguments that many people make to discredit female writers — “she only wrote one book,” “this isn’t a serious/important enough topic,” “she wrote it under a pseudonym because she wanted people to think she was a man,” and so on — and coolly dismantles them, one by one.
I’m already what I’d call a card-carrying feminist. Even before reading Russ’ book, I made an effort to seek out and support up-and-coming female writers, who generally get less publicity and support than their male counterparts. But after reading Russ’ book I realized that there was still much more I could do to advocate for female writers. I flashed to the famous Tallulah Bankhead quote about how best to support the theater: “Don’t be an actress, darling, be an audience.”
I’m a writer. When my book,Save the Assistants, came out in 2011, all I wanted was for other people to read it. So it seemed only logical to repay the favor. Most of my favorite writers – Iris Murdoch, Willa Cather, Virginia Woolf – are women, albeit dead ones. So, with nods to Joanna Russ and Tallulah Bankhead, I vowed to spend 2013 being an audience. An audience for female writers only.
Read More, “Why I Only Read Books by Women in 2013”
An interesting approach/challenge.